A brick could be substituted in for Rhode Island as a US state, because they’re roughly the same size, the have the same population (the brick may have one less person), and Grandma Kintz makes the best Excuse Soup in the entire state.


“A smile, a smirk, and a wink walk into a bar, and the bartender asks them what …”

“I have a nervous lips tick, so naturally I try to cover it up with lipstick.”

“She wants the kids, the cars, the house, and the white picket fence. I said sur…”

“Everyone owns a piece of democracy. Actually, I own two pieces, and each one ha…”