A brick could be used as a basketball. And when you miss a shot, you can always shout, “Brick!”


“I stitched an itch to my side. As far as surgeries go, I’m just barely scratchi…”

“If you need me I’ll be napping in the supplies closet. The most important part …”

“When you’re as ugly as I am, you need all the beauty sleep you can get. I’ll be…”

“Life didn’t hand me lemons. Or limes. But staying with the citrus motif, it did…”