A brick could be used as a bottle opener. Just don’t smash down too hard, or you’ll shatter the bottle.


“From a distance it looked like a dog, but it was just a smashed and beaten box.…”

“A brick could be used to make music. But why not use something more humane, lik…”

“Mr. Shit gives politicians a good name. It’s the rest of the politicians who gi…”

“I'm really going to freak out if I don't get into Histrionics 101. And if I get…”