A brick could be used as a comb, if you’re bald and have no hair.


“If I were silent and invisible, I’d fear nobody. And if I were tasteless too, n…”

“Nobody’s going to notice what’s not there, unless something was there and now i…”

“I don’t have any upper body strength, but that matches up perfectly with my lac…”

“Two guys, a man and a beast, were walking underwater, when two goats began fish…”