A brick could be used as a cuddle partner. Just glue some fur on it and voila! It’s as good as snuggling with any dead animal you find on the side of the highway. (Which is getting rarer to find in this depression where everyone’s going hungry.)


“Death is the only equality guaranteed in life. A poor man will die just as sure…”

“Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes.”

“A pear, an apple, and a banana in a basket on a table isn’t art, no matter how …”

“Sometimes I ask God what I did to deserve her love. I maintain my innocence, an…”