A brick could be used as a deodorant deterrent. Just ask any stinky Congressman.

“A brick could be used to remind me of you. Of course, so could a photograph, bu…”

“The picture is grainy. But that’s to be expected when photographing bread.”

“How To Tweeze Your Way To Wealth, by I. Brows”

“If love were a color, it’d be transparent, like all women’s clothing should be.”