A brick could be used as a device to deliver bad news. Sometimes it's better to be blunt.


“You’re disoriented. You’re in the future. You just woke up. You’ve been asleep …”

“A brick could be used to send Satan back from whence he came. But where did he …”

“The speaker was so boring that he put me to sleep. But he didn’t stop talking, …”

“A blanket could be used as a sail for my self-esteem when I’m floating upstream…”