A brick could be used as a Disappointment Cube. Here, I’m giving mine to you, because you really bummed me out, man.


“Don’t tell me to watch my step, because I’m like a staircase—so can you be more…”

“If a man’s a constant hand-shaker, he must be a politician or a crook—or both, …”

“He’s pale, bald, and bony. He looks like a skeleton. And that, my friend, is pr…”

“I’m thinking of moving my cloning factory to someplace less visible, like in fr…”