A brick could be used as a door handle. On an all-brick house this would be great, but on an all-brick car it’d be even better.


“I would give you all my love, but I’m afraid I’d get nothing in return. And com…”

“I don’t sleep naked, because that’s not proper beach etiquette.”

“Too much nudity is a turn off. Especially if all that flesh is on one person.”

“I’m into older women, because all women are older women. Every second the woman…”