A brick could be used as a fashion accessory. Or an accessory to murder. I believe the phrase is, "If looks could kill.

“Tickets are 40 bucks at the window, and 190 bucks if you actually go through th…”

“A brick could be used measure the volume of love in any given bathtub. But for …”

“More than normal. Mornal. Or is it Mormal?”

“The Mythical Mr. Boo is so mythical the he always likes to be the centaur of at…”