A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”


“Is that a vagina in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

“-Do you have any scary I can borrow? Orafoura asked.
-I’m afraid not, I replied.”

“You don’t need brass knuckles to discover if a man has a glass jaw. All you nee…”

“You don’t have to visit an asylum to see insanity. All you have to do is visit …”