A brick could be used as a middle name. But who’d be dumb enough to do that, when it would clearly make a better first name?


“Resist the racist. That’s my advice, honkey.”

“If I had my clone take a test for me, it’s likely I’d misspell my own name. And…”

“Distributing unsolicited You’re Welcomes, it’s a thankless task. It’s almost as…”

“Even if I worked in the corruption capital of the world, Washington DC, I would…”