A brick could be used as a musical instrument. But it would take someone as deaf as Beethoven to enjoy it.


“I’ll stab you with a pointy thingy. Not a sword, a knife, or even a mountaintop…”

“Bricks could have been used to stop Napoleon’s army from advancing into Russia.…”

“The longest I have ever gone without sex is sixteen years. But to my credit, el…”

“If I only ate popsicles, I wonder if I’d rather freeze or starve to death. Free…”