A brick could be used as a pillow, if you first wrap it with a blanket. But if you’re shivering from being cold, don’t worry—I’ll cover you with my naked body.


“I love tables. And dancing. Oh, and I love table dancing, although Grandmother …”

“A blanket could be used to sell your winningest product to your loserest custom…”

“I’m exercising my right to free speech, because it used to be obese. For years …”

“I couldn’t steal an idea. Not even if my clone came up with it. But I could ste…”