A brick could be used as a stand in for a liar’s face. Go on, punch that liar in his face. 


“I’m always 15 minutes early for everything. In fact, I was born 15 minutes earl…”

“Neighbors, I’m on the fence about them.”

“The last time I was there was the first time I was there, but it’s not the last…”

“A lawyer, a politician, and a prostitute walk into a bar, and the bartender say…”