A brick could be used as a status symbol, much like a Mercedes is now. The cool thing about a brick is not only would it have zero emissions, but it would also have a top speed greater than that of most American cars.


“On our first date, you should wear a maternity dress, because I’m going to try …”

“When everything is working out for you, it means you are in the wrong gym.”

“A brick could be used to disguise the fact that I’m blushing. Oh my God, I’m so…”

“The cool thing about unemployment is every day is Saturday.”