A brick could be used as a steak knife, and a fly swatter could be used as a meat tenderizer.


“Before I saw or met you, I thought you were someone else.”

“I’d imagine if you called me Cherry Cheeks, it’d make me blush like a salad.”

“I named my car Itch, not because it’s all scratched up, though it is, but becau…”

“If Warren Buffet made chocolate, I’ll bet it’d be really rich. And corrupt.”