A brick could be used as a time travel device. I didn’t say it would work well, and you’d say it didn’t work at all, but I’d reply that you probably weren’t using it right. A brick is so complicated that it’s incredibly simple.


“Me and my clones will form a band called The Eels. I’ll be one of the most elec…”

“I gave blood today. It came gushing out of my nose. And anus.”

“Your penis is a whistle. My penis is a flute. And I’ve got a tromboner for your…”

“It is possible to be in two dreams at once. If I dream about you, and you are a…”