A brick could be used as a trophy, and when you get yours, believe me, you’ll have earned it.


“I retired at the age of 25, and it wasn’t until a few days later that I realize…”

“The boxer had two black eyes. But that’s to be expected, since he was from Afri…”

“A brick could be used as a paperweight, for people whose writing isn’t as dense…”

“A lie makes up 3/4ths of life.”