A brick could be used as man’s best friend, if you covered it in fur and taught it to bark and shit in your neighbor’s yard. 


“Kindly remove your shoes from my bullshit.”

“Though I can and sometimes do use chopsticks, I much prefer using my hands to p…”

“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. …”

“A brick could be placed in an empty circular room, so that when you tell a dunc…”