A brick could be used as the ultimate bug crusher. But why you’d use a brick as a shoe, I have no idea.


“If my last name were Bedient, I’d want to Irishize it and have you call me O’Be…”

“If my last name were Marriagenowsky, and I met another girl with that name, gue…”

“The lawyer said he couldn’t take my case, even though I assured him it was stuf…”

“I remember that year as well as he does, though I was really young then and he …”