A brick could be used to bestow gratitude upon your favorite (or least favorite) politician. Let them know your approval level by giving them the gift that says both Thank You—and Fuck You.


“I feel like the boy who cried wolf, even though I know even less about politics.”

“You can’t write with dry ink. Likewise, using another author’s dried words to m…”

“I once watched several criminals engage in an organized argument, while an audi…”

“If you’re getting up to cross the Sahara, I could sure go for a bottle of water…”