A brick could be used to build a future with me. Come, let’s start a life together.


“I just bought some long-lasting deodorant. You know, for the afterlife. Eternit…”

“There’s truth in only having a bicycle seat. I used to skip class and just hold…”

“I want to write a book called, “Son, I’m dying,” where I visualize the day my e…”

“The best part about bowling is pouring in the cereal and the milk. I’ve always …”