A brick could be used to describe somebody hard and inflexible, and a blanket could be used to describe somebody warm and easygoing.


“Drought is the best thing that ever happened to my lawn. And my beard.”

“Bricks could be used to feed the homeless. But why not use those bricks to buil…”

“Would you rather be affluent, or influential? I’d rather be fluent in the langu…”

“Half man, half woman, hermaphrodites are 100% love—self love.”