A brick could be used to divide two people, and then conquer both of them.


“I used to drive a parking lot, and I’d always park it directly under somebody’s…”

“I thought she was older than she was, and I thought she was younger than she wa…”

“A brick would make a great stocking stuffer at Christmas—especially if you chis…”

“If somebody were to ask me what it means to me to be American, I'd respond, "It…”