A brick could be used to enhance your social status. Just affix it to the hood of your car, like a Mercedes ornament.


“I don’t want to find the Fountain of Youth, because I’m searching for the Fount…”

“Of all the bars in the world, prison is the worst, followed closely by the ones…”

“If I had a funny thought and a runny nose, but only had one napkin and no paper…”

“Just because I look like John Wayne (at least my liver looks identical to his) …”