A brick could be used to enslave humanity. No wait, a brick can’t do that—but the Masons can.


“My wife and I make love every night, sometimes even to each other.”

“Never chew off the hand you write with, you might survive and have to sign auto…”

“Then he cocked his head to the side, arched his left eyebrow like a drawbridge,…”

“I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the dat…”