A brick could be used to foretell the future. And from all indicators, 2013’s going to be a blanket of a year.


“I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a t…”

“If love were seaweed, I’d ask myself one question: Are you the sort of person w…”

“They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for love…”

“My mom is all about risk vs. reward. So for example, if I were to go out on a d…”