A brick could be used to let that special someone in your life know how much you love them. Instead of tossing out a careless I love you, try tossing a brick at them instead.


“Drive, guy. That green light isn’t going to get a deeper green. It’ll only ripe…”

“There’s this girl who’s obsessed with me. I would tell you what she looks like,…”

“I wish somebody would combine tasers and dildos, and test the devices out on al…”

“I make art like I make love—slowly, so I get the most for my money.”