A brick could be used to liven up urinal chatter. Also, instead of just repeating “Yeah” while the guy peeing next to you is talking, try a more positive affirmation, like pinching his butt cheek. 


“I run a tight ship. It’s so tight, you could call it a canoe.”

“I removed all the doors to our love, so you can’t lock yourself away from me. B…”

“I’d hang a walrus on my wall, and I’d name him Russ. But I’m not a hunter—I’m a…”

“I’d rather be the fastest runner than the best fighter. But then I am a supreme…”