A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean. 


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“It’s not hush money. It’s simply dollars backed not by faith, but by shhh.”

“I wanted to write something that made no linear sense. None. Zero. Something th…”