A brick could be used to make music. But why not use something more humane, like your armpit.


“Three people are interviewing for a job. The first thinks his odds are 33.3 per…”

“My wife loves window shopping. As for me, I’m more into curtains.”

“Mr. Pullum is a dick, and if he were two dicks, he’d like to pullum both.”

“She wants the kids, the cars, the house, and the white picket fence. I said sur…”