A brick could be used to measure the speed of gravity, but an apple offers a tastier option. 


“But back to the coffee. I was here on a mission. I just spent nearly five bucks…”

“She probably thinks I have the clothes of a millionaire. And I do, but they’re …”

“We had a good time together. 3:33, to be exact.”

“Is there a word halfway between hello and goodbye? Because that’s the word my s…”