A brick could be used to motivate. Just hold it up as an example of something that’s going nowhere in life.



“Excuse me, madam, but may I rub my erection up against your buttocks, because I…”

“I want to pour your voice into a goldfish bowl before flushing it down the toil…”

“When you pee in the sink, you don’t have to flush. Your hands are also right th…”

“A brick could be used to test my new levitation machine. Still, I’d rather test…”