A brick could be used to raise my spirits. I’m feeling low right now, low by about three inches.


“I like wearing earmuffs. They keep my balls warm.”

“I make love like a balloon, and fortunately, my lover is a blow up doll.”

“I’m not in the system. I’m starting to question my own existence.”

“A disobedient child is one who blinks of his own volition, without being told t…”