A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity.


“My wife and I aren’t a match. We’re a match and gasoline.”

“One of my seminars is “Leadership in the 20th century: How being a century behi…”

“I saw an old guy sleeping, and I thought he was dead. But I kept checking his p…”

“-Good thing you don’t own a mirror, Mr. Mirrorless, or you’d see how ugly you a…”