A brick could be used to squiggle your signature with. And while you’re in the autographing mood, why don’t you sign your name at the bottom of the lunch bill.


“I wasn’t dead, I was asleep. There’s a difference, however slight. That subtle …”

“My facial hair is imperative. I put the must in mustache.”

“Funerals, Coffins, and Death. It’s not just a way of life; it’s also for breakf…”

“If you drink, you risk divulging your secrets. Here, have another glass.”