A brick could be used to stop a bleeding wound. Though just between you and me, I’d prefer to be bandaged by a Band-Aid, a blanket, or a pair of lace panties (preferably red).


“She said, “You disgust me. How do you live with yourself?” So I said, “Like I l…”

“She’s not showing any interest in me and she looks like she doesn’t want to be …”

“In the morning I brush my teeth with hope, and at night before bed I brush them…”

“The institution asked me to speak and say a few words. So, knowing a few is thr…”