A brick could be used to support a wobbly table. Who got that table drunk, anyway?


“I would give you all my love, but I’m afraid I’d get nothing in return. And com…”

“It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your ca…”

“A brick could replace the eagle as the symbol for the United States of America.…”

“The best date I’ve ever been on was March 5th, 1982, the year I was born. For a…”