A brick could be used to tell time. And just between you and me, I hope that brick tells time to go to hell.


“That night when we made love, she saw a side of me she’d never seen—the left si…”

“I removed all the doors to our love, so you can’t lock yourself away from me. B…”

“Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not kee…”

“I don’t think anybody’s ever written a song called, “There’s urine on the couch…”