A brick could help me hold down a job. Hey, in an economy as bad as this, every little bit helps. 


“My name is Don, as in sunrise.”

“If you’re going to hit on me, please wear boxing gloves. I get it though, becau…”

“My niece just turned one. I gave her a birthday card that read, "If you can rea…”

“My motto is: If I didn’t do it first, I want to do it better. Boy, I sure hope …”