A brick has ten holes in two rows lining the center—perfect so that you and nine of your friends can each stick your little dicks in the brick after a few beers.


“I can’t remember the last time I had fun. Wait, yes I can. It was 1989, and I w…”

“The fog scattered the light and spread it thick like mayonnaise. It was late an…”

“The university awarded me my degree, but can something that’s basically worthle…”

“A pitcher throwing a pitcher full of sleep has a lot of pitch and yawn. My love…”