A brick is a banana. No it isn’t. Still, I think you should eat it anyway.


“It’s amazing how nostalgia filters out the bad and focuses only on the good.”

“I vote to have my vote voided—which means my vote won’t count even when it coun…”

“In the morning I brush my teeth with hope, and at night before bed I brush them…”

“I came from a broken home. My bedroom window was cracked.”