A brick is a barometer of love. Give it to the girl of your dreams, and see if she uses it to build a life with you, or as a high velocity projectile.


“On average, women are better liars than men. But the best liars are men, becaus…”

“My armpits are not only rank, but they’re ranked number one in customer satisfa…”

“Right now I’m naked, like how my pizza comes out of the oven. I like my topping…”

“What I know about being in love can be summed up in three words: Huh, who me?”