A brick is to a blanket, as the moon is to Sun Tzu. Fear my fearlessness!


“Money’s a tool, like a wrench, and until I make more I need to tighten my belt.”

“Seeking a woman who looks like a feminized version of L. Ron Hubbard to help me…”

“If you’re wrestling someone underwater, don’t try to choke them, because it’s r…”

“I need your help. You can help me by not helping me.”