A brick on a stick could be licked like a lollipop.


“I wish all the lobbyists on K Street would drown in alphabet soup.”

“I have a beard of grass. I grew it on my back, and sometimes my neighbor mows i…”

“Your love is my candy, and I wouldn’t dream of trying to give it away to strang…”

“Who’d cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don’t you go fuck yourself?”