A brown blanket could be used in place of chocolate frosting on a cake, and since nobody will want to eat it, you’ll be left with more cake for yourself. 


“I talked to him on Christmas, and again on March 5th. Neither one of us hung up…”

“My balls dangle so low that I need a rake to scratch them. It also comes in han…”

“Every time the wind blows I think of her. I wonder if I could generate electric…”

“The military told me I had no depth perception. “What do you mean?” I asked. “I…”