A car crash could be considered art, and I’d like to install one in a museum. Helmets would be sold at the admission booth.

“I am honest and enthusiastic, except when I’m lying down.”

“I want to do something for a living that when it comes time to retire and I can…”

“A tie is a win for more than one person. But a tie is also a loss equally share…”

“The woman of my dreams was tired. The woman of my dreams always lets me sleep i…”