A cat purring on your lap while you sip hot tea, is there anything better? Oh, and you’re floating in a zero gravity environment.

“John Wilkinson invented the horizontal boring machine, and what a boring machin…”

“He played a great part in my life. It was great in that it was a majority of ti…”

“It’s times like these I wish I had a watch. It’d also be nice if it was broken.…”

“I am not into nudity on camera, but I would love to wear a banana peel over my …”