A cat won't curry favor even if it's in their best interests to do so. A cat can't be a hypocrite. If more preachers were like cats, this would be a more religious country.

“If you want to be a writer, you must do two things above all others: read a lot…”

“The sky was the yellow color of old cheese and the clouds flew across it, as if…”

“The turtle couldn't help us.”

“Sometimes, dead is bettah" - Jud Crandall, Pet Sematary”